Thursday, March 20, 2008

Just in case you didn't know

Crucifiction is bad for you.

It's official.

"This Holy Week, the thousands of guilt stricken or pious worshippers who will
flay the skin off their backs, and the handful who will crucify themselves, are
encouraged to get a tetanus shot first and be sure to use a clean whip or

I always wash my whips otherwise they get a bit whiffy.


Anonymous said...

How horrible. The best way Christians can honor Christ is to live their best lives, surely - not torture themselves.

Dismal Soyanz said...

Fanatacism does have a downside, it would seem.

"Savlon antiseptic wipes - 9 out 10of self-crucifying zealots use them!"